Top 10 Uses For Zelgadis...
10. Highly complicated lock pick.
9. Helps get rid of surplus coffee.
8. Amelia magnet.
7. Lava rock for gas grill.
6. Pot scrubber.
5. Living embodiment of ANGST.
4. Can beat up school bullies.
3. Can trim hair to create wire brushes.
2. Bad fanfic fodder.
1. Can be used to scrub grills.