Top 10 Reasons Gaav Should Hook Up With My Mom...

10. I've had worse Step-dads. No, really.
9. She's short enough to hide in his coat.
8. I'd get Val for a step-brother.
7. I might get lucky and find out he's broken her during sex.
6. She's a nympho.
5. He looks younger than her.
4. I would actually be able to convince Haunter-sama to visit her with me.
3. He could beat up her ex-boyfriends/husbands for her.
2. Once she's done with him, I can have him. Then the five of us can go on Jerry Springer!
1. She's a total slut.