Top 10 Things Found Underneath Xellos' Bed


10) Circus midget huddled into a corner, chanting "Shoot the boot! Shoot the boot!"
9) A year's worth of back issues of "Playpriest" magazine.
8) Ruby-studded Bondage Cuffs of Shaburanigdo.
7) Pet mold.
6) A severed arm.
5) Jimmy Hoffa.
4) Incriminating photos of Zelgadis, blind, drunk, and giggling like a schoolgirl, wearing a dress and Amelia's panties on his head.
3) The official home version of "Nude Crisco Twister".
2) A dimensional warp.
1) Filia, bound, gagged, naked, and covered in Crisco.